Santa Gurudware Ke Langar Men Jakar Bola "Bhai Sahib Mere Ko Char Parshade De Do" Bhai Sahib: Santa Ji Aap Sabji Bhi Le Jao Santa: Nahin Bhai Sahib Uski Koi Jarurat Nahin Ghar Men Meet Bana Hai
Bhikhari: Sahab 20 Rupaye Do Chay Pini Hai Santa: Lekin Chay To 10 Rupaye Ki Milti Hai? Bhikhari: Sahab Garlfrend Bhi Piyegi Santa: Are Wah Bhikhari Ne Garlfrend Bana Li? Bhikhari: Nahin Sahab Garlfrend Ne Bhikhari Bana Diya
Santa: Jaldi Jus Bana De Ladai Hone Wali Hai Santa Ek Glas Pine Ke Baad "Jaldi Ek Aur De Ladai Hone Wali Hai"A Jus Wala: Kab Hogi Ladai? Santa: Jab Tu Paise Mangega
Santa (Halwai Se) Bola: Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahe Ho? Halwai Bade Fakr Se Bola: 30 Saal Se Santa: Lakh Di Lahnat Hai Tumse Aaj Tak Jalebi Siddhi Nahin Bani
Ek Aadmi 2 Saal Baad Apna Plat Dekhne Gaya To Waha Par Ghar Bana Hua Tha Aur Santa Kursi Par Baitha Tha Aadmi: Yaha To Mera Plat Tha? Santa: Achchha Ab Ghar Ke Niche A Gaya Hoga